DORSAL NUN

In a paradise utopia hidden beneath the deep sea lies four rebellious humanoid sea creatures who cause complete chaos amongst their peaceful community. For their crimes they are banned to the surface for eternity. With no where to go and no way to fit in, they grab the closest articles of clothing to disguise themselves which happen to be a pile of nun outfits and swimming goggles left behind from a group of nuns running wild on the beach during spring break. Leaving the beach they steal a run down van which happens to belong to a touring band carrying music equipment. With this sign of fait they decide the only way they can survive is to form a band and fit into the ever growing punk scene where all freaks are excepted and are able to thrive.
CASSANOVA FRANKENSTEIN

When four science majors decide that they want to spice up their dull nerdy lives by starting a band it goes horribly wrong. With rage flowing through their veins they decide to lock themselves away in the labs for two years until they create the ultimate frontman that will jumpstart their career. Behold, Cassanova Frankenstein is born! A creature with the sex appeal and mysterious rebellious attitude greater than anyone in the music business. Certainly these nerds will get the ladies and rise to fame in no time, all thanks to their labor of love Cassanova Frankenstein!
RONALD RAYGUN

When a clienteles rap manager down on his luck passes by a graveyard and trips over a mysterious spell-book, little does he know that he has just activated a spell that will awaken the 40th President of the United States Ronald Reagan from the dead. The undead President is drawn to the user who awakened him and ends up on the mans doorstep confused and looking for answers. Over time they become good friends, but when the government finds out the situation they kidnap Ronald Reagan and try to weaponize so he will be the ultimate peace keeping weapon. The manager discovers the governments diabolical plan and breaks Ronald out and finds a law that will keep him from being taken again. With gratitude the President asks the manager what he can do to repay him. Now half cyborg from government experiments, he asks to program him to be the worlds greatest rapper and for him to be his manager. But only if he can spread awareness of important political issue through his music. Thus the greatest contract in mankind was signed, changing the coarse of rap history. Ronald Raygun is born! He’s back baby, and he’s not saying asta lavista anytime soon.
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